Fictional Newspaper Report inspired by Leasgarry Woods

Lord Butterfly Wins Gold Medal

Lord butterfly is a professional
butterfly catcher and unicorn
enthusiast. He likes his hobby
because we all live in the great
land of unicorns. He recently won
the greatest award of all; the
super duper fancy pansy
award for services to Lord
Mayor Cool Unicorn, who
currently lives in a remote
location undisclosed to the
public. We recently interviewed
Lord Butterfly and he said
"TO BE OR NOT TO BE
THAT IS THE QUESTION"
and tons of other gobbledigook
like that. We would like to say that he
has won many awards for unicorn
catching and butterfly breeding.
Also prizes for butterfly and unicorn
taming. He told us exclusively that
he is happy to give his services
for a pretty penny or a new breed
of butterfly.

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